Friday, June 27, 2014

Friday Funnies: Just plain ol' jokes


  • A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
  • You know you're a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.

  • You know you live with a nurse when.. you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems.

  • Funny miscommunication: The diabetic who was trained to administer insulin using an orange. When a nurse later discussed meds with the patient, the patient stated he was getting tired of oranges and wanted to know what other food he could inject and eat.