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From Reader's Digest: Last New Year’s Eve found me in the hospital scheduled for an operation to remove hemorrhoids. So while others donned party hats and sipped champagne, I wore a hospital gown and swigged painkillers. That’s not to say the holiday spirit was completely absent.
The next day, January 1, I woke up to a banner on my bedroom wall. It screamed "Happy New Rear!"